Think of A Reason to Fire the person above you

[Neal]

Anything at all! Have fun guys.

Example.

-Caught stealing the secretaries M & M's. You are fired.

[Braeden the conquerer]

You're fired for attempting to decorate your cubicle with living snails.

[Janeece Woodson Woodson]

You're fired because you give horrible Eskimo kisses.

[EladPS-Ace]

You're fired for rebelling against our penguin lords as a part of project "Eskimo kiss".

[Lindsay]

Always starting to walk with your right foot forwards first.
You are fired.

[Atalinay]

You ate my last chicken nugget, beat my high score, but worst of all, used the wrong preposition in A MEETING!

YOU'RE FIRED!

[Allie]

Your profile picture is a melon-colored crayon, instead of your face! That doesn't tell me anything about you!

YOU'RE FIRED.

[Maxine]

Listen... I was the one who told my boss that you should be hired because I thought you had a lot of potential. Look, I trusted you. HOW DARE YOU BETRAY THAT TRUST BY BREAKING MY CRAYONS AND EATING THE LAST CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE! YOU ARE FIRED! GET OUT!

[Cypher]

You were under no authority to fire Allie. Pack your stuff, you're leaving.

[Maxine]

Contrariwise, this is Undercover Boss. I am the Boss and since you questioned my authority,YOU are fired. (Also because you seem to have no regard for chocolate chip cookies.)

[EladPS-Ace]

Focusing too much on chocolate chip cookies and thus failing to bring a banana to the company party, bananas are cool, you're fired! 

[Sam Saucier]

firing an employee because they do not share your liking of bananas? You're too biased and opinionated in the workplace, I'm afraid you'll have to be leaving us. 

[Jason B]

I can see through your veiled support for these anti-banana conspirators.  You're fired.  Security will escort you from the building...