Think of A Reason to Fire the person above you

[TwelfthChapter]

Anything at all! Have fun guys.

Example.

-Caught stealing the secretaries M & M's. You are fired.

[Penpusher]

What? Another link? I told you, we support Ganondorf, no one affiliated with the company is allowed to support Link anymore.

You're fired...

[PWC]

You failed to fire Jim, so now I have to fire both of you. WITH GUSTO!

[Bobmcbob]

Patronage of fictional characters is...well...impossible, to put it lightly.

Fired are ye

[Jim MacDougal]

Accounting has alerted us that the receipts you submitted for your expense account, submitted under the heading "Office Products", came from local liquor stores.

You are fired.

[Penpusher]

Who says liquor stores don't sell office supplies? You need to give him the benefit of the doubt.

You're fired.

[Bobmcbob]

As a matter of fact, i was looking for rubbing alcohol in order to clean a stain on my computer.

I am rehired, and my first order of business is to fire you.

[President Clive-φ-Davidson]

The monkey was not necessary. You are fired.

[Penpusher]

Monkeys are always necessary.

You're fired.

[LexiLovesBooks]

Company policy doesn't allow exotic animals in the work place.

You're fired.

[alexander thornton]

you obviously have no concept of what an exotic animal is. monkeys make great office workers. In fact, such lack of monkey love leads management to believe that you're exotic. in adherence to the aforementioned bylaw of company policy, you are fired. bongo the lemur will be taking your cubicle.

[PWC]

Turn out we have a strict policy on firing you for no legitimate reason. Sorry, but you're fired.