Transformers: Rise of the Retarded

[Devin]

I saw the newest transformers movie recently and found that it was probably the worst movie that I have seen to date. If you disliked the first movie you will most like hate this one even more. If you really liked the first one you probably will like this one even more. The reason for this being: it was the same as the first movie just longer, with more explosions, dirty jokes, and perverted scenes.

I read a review, that can be found here: http://screenrant.com/reviews-movies/, of this movie and I'll quote what it started with, "Just like super-sizing a McDonalds meal doesn’t make it taste any better, neither does giving us more of what was in the first film improve Transformers 2."

thoughts anyone?

[L.]

Lol,
Yeah, I saw the first movie the day the second one came out.
And.
I hated it.
The forced humor was terrible, the "action" wasn't very action-ey.
Guh.
My friend LOVES these movies though.
I don't know, just, not my thing I guess.

[Caleb]

Agreed
I actually really liked the first one...but the twins,all of the Megan Fox Jokes(we get it, she's hot) and a combination of other various low brow comments just made me despise this film.

[Robin]

This video pretty much expresses my view on the film:

[Devin]

I have never seen silence say so much

[Katie]

I really didn't like it. I lost interest after the first 45 minutes, the jokes weren't funny, and after a while, the fight scenes just looked like piles of junk being thrown around. It saddens me that people actually thought it was a good film. And seriously, the pot brownies? Ugh. So. Stupid. The whole movie was a facepalm.

[Katie]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php

[Devin]

That review was amazing! There was so much shit in that movie that I didn't even notice half of the things this review mentioned.

[Jason G]

The first one was the ultimate summer movie. This one sucked.

It actually makes me mad, how disappointed I am...

[Finn]

I'm going to mention the Talking Heads Song cover again, just because of how terrible it was.

The 'Cover'.

The Talking Heads.

If you don't understand what's wrong there is no hope for you.

[asano_man]

That burned my eardrums a bit. :<</body>

[Devin]

yeah, the first movie was the second worse movie I had ever seen, the second one easily became the worst, since it was just more of the same.

[YAY Karolina]

I just saw the movie last night--A little late because my friends didn't invite me when they went to see it on the opening day.

I watched the first one a few weeks ago in preparation for this, and while I didn't love it, I didn't hate it either. Maybe that's because I left for an hour-long walk mid-movie... So when I entered the theater yesterday, I was actually expecting the movie to be good, but... gosh, it sucked.

I don't really see what people can like about this movie. All those action scenes bore me--it just seems to be a collage of metal, fire, smoke, skin, and yelling. I kept finding myself thinking about different things, and I checked my phone several times throughout the movie to see if it was going to be over yet.

The girls. It seems to me that the only female in this movie who wasn't chosen for her looks, is Sam's mom. During the scene in the lecture hall, I scanned the students. All the girls were typical "hot" girls. As if Megan Fox wasn't enough to turn people on.

And the dialogue was just... really unoriginal. Every character talked the same way. The parents, the soldiers, the students, the government officials, and even the decepticons all used regular typical "teen" talk.

It really just... sucked. Ugh. I came out wishing I hadn't spent my $10 on it. What bothers me more is that all of my friends loved it. Can people really be so interested in meaningless strings of explosions, boobs, and easy jokes?