What are some great things John or Hank have said in their videos? Or what are some of the best quotes from any of John's books? Anything! Something funny, inspiring, or just memorable.


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My favourite quote would have to be the tiny chicken disease one, really early on:
"At some point, while in Detroit, I met a really — like a tiny chicken. I don't actually remember this tiny chicken but I'm almost positive that we had an encounter, because this tiny chicken has laid tiny eggs in my head. One here. One here. One here and one here. Those tiny eggs are growing and hatching, and the baby tiny chickens are feeding on my brain. They do everything that baby chickens do. They're cute, they're fuzzy. They poop, and they eat. They're eating my brain and their poop is coming out my nose."
I think that was it. That's my favourite one, but there are heaps of other really good ones as well!
The final episode of the first year during the song
"When someone goes and shouts don't taze me bro, wetook that 'bro' and added 2.0!"

hank once said "up to 15% or more, you could not come up with a less specific statement!"

i enjoyed this sentence very much.



i think my favourite john quote, which, out of context, sounds pretty creepy, is this:  "but to answer your question, pornbots."

"Saying 'I notice your a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, to me, it seems like most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done pretty alright for himself." - John Green
I LOVE this one!

That is possibly my favorite quote from anyone, ever.

That's one of my favorites, so good!

I think that there are quite a few in the Katniss Everdeen makeup tutorial, including but not limitied to...
'I look like I've been beaten with a hose!'
'How do women get this ope... oh. I got it!'
and the best of all...
Hank, you endlessly succeed in brightening my day:)
"By calling me a stupid you are implying that you have the intellectual facility to know the difference between stupid and smart. A case not bolstered when using stupid as a noun!" -John Green

I think this may be my favorite.

Added to the looong list of my favorites, haha.

"As an adult I'm obligated to tell you to 'be yourself', even though nobody really has any idea what that means.  Like, whose self would I otherwise be being?" - John 


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