Vlogbrothers Quotes

[Caroline M]

What are some great things John or Hank have said in their videos? Or what are some of the best quotes from any of John's books? Anything! Something funny, inspiring, or just memorable.

DTFBA

[Matt S.]

It's very simple, and they say it fairly often.  "The truth resists simplicity."

[Anthony Von Hertzon]

Well...

"Honey badger ate da dinosaurs"

-Henry Green

"Amendment 28 should be 'we acknowledge that earlier in this very constitution we screwed up its and it's and we are sorry.' "

"What do you mean the bag pipes? I love bag pipes. What do you mean it's not an animal? Sure it's an animal, It responds to stimulus. It can reproduce. It can't? Then what are all those holes and pointy things for?"

-John Green

[Abby Forth]

"Hazel is wrong about infinite cardinality but she's right that some infinities are larger than others. I wanted her to be wrong but right because that's how we muddle through as observers of the universe, forging meaning where we can find it, from fact and fiction alike. And as my brain drowned in jet-lag, I thought of the months I lived here. So much of that time I was sick and crippled with anxiety, but all I could think about now as night fell was how much you can love made up people and how much you can miss them."

Cue tears. 

[Lindsayladell]

"All I can think about now as night falls, is how much you can love made up people and how much you can miss them." -John Green