I always make resolutions on new years, and usually never keep them. Last year's resolutions were vain and all amounted to EPIC FAIL. But I say who cares, let's make some more juvenile and impossible resolutions this year.
-Don't FAIL so badly when talking to guys
-Get along with my family, at least somewhat
-Get in shape! (I've already started working on this one)
-Be a better and more reliable friend
-Be somewhat less addicted to video games and the computer.