Hm...something random and totally me, like 'Bury me with my iPod and my Converses!!!' or something from a song like 'I've finally found an escape from this town that was so mean to me!' Kay, well that's not all from a song the actual lyrics are 'I've been smokin the green since I was merely 16 just to find an escape from this town that was so mean to me' it's The Past by Nevershoutnever! I love that song...! Or maybe 'He was my hopes, my dreams, my everything and I never got to have him.' Well that's if I end up committing suicide somewhere where my friends are and can understand it.
i can think of many ways to go..
i shall list them:
the dick way: "tag your it" *touches friend closest.
the young careless way: "shit happens"
the old wise way: "i shall take my leave, but you can keep my body"
the 'not funny till later' way: "my souls such a slut, its already moving on"
or i'll just spout out the most meaningful lyrics that come to mind to the people in the room.
i would make all my greedy relatives put on mask that represents there greed (in case you don't know got idea from twilight zone) and say" i'm giving my money not to any of you, but instead to the people that desevre it like that homeless man right around the corner who only wants something to eat and a place to call home...aaaaah" thud.
I wanna die with a close one and say something like "I've always wanted to tell you this, it was my deepest, darkest secret. I was ashamed that I-" (Dies) Then hopefully someone will care enough to start a search into my deepest darkest secret that I dont have. Imagine if i die famous there'll be conspiracy theories about me and the like, it'll be awesome. Or i could just say something nonsensical like Rosebud, cept that had meaning.
I would tell my best friend to "Live long and prosper" because we both love Star Trek and I'm always Spock. I'd also probably do the Vulcan salute. Yeah, that's right. Nerd in the house. Not that that's anything new for my fellow Nerdfighterians.