What do you want your last words to be?

[Shayne]

In honor of me finishing "Looking for Alaska" I am starting this discussion.

[a]

"you know, it's funny...the closer that black thing in the sky gets, the more it looks like a piano..."

[Cara Nikarsoon]

Best last words ever.

[a]

Maybe not. Now that I think about it I'm basically saying I want to be crushed to death by a piano. I'd really rather not be.

[Elliot]

really, what a way to go.
only downside is u cant w creative or witty on ur deathbed.

"bugger i left the oven on"

[Sarah Adams]

I don't know if anyone has said this before, but here it goes.

"So many regrets...I'm dead."
:)

[Sarah Evanko]

I can't express my relief. My wait is over. Done. Fin.

[Lauren Smith]

Kind of a lot of choices, but I have to put it out at some point :)

To my husband (if he dies after me): "Life is nothing without love. Love can be nothing without someone to accompany it. Life is nothing without a point of death. I have lived a well life and I have loved you much. You have been kind enough to return that love and have lived long - longer than I. Live well in remembrance of me."
To my children: "Live long and prosper."
To Shaun White (if he dies after me): "Life is short, and you are hot."
To whomever may be in the room and willing to listen: "Life is merely an entertainment act keeping you busy until it is time to go. Death is merely the symbol of that time. Beyond death, that is what I wonder. No one is perfectly right or wrong of what lies beyond. But if nothing else may be said of this, let this be known: I am going somewhere. No, not to nothingness. But rather to a perfect place I have awaited my entire life. My entire life I was merely stalling time until I could return home."

[Cara Nikarsoon]

I'm debating between "THE TARDIS IS COMIN' FOR ME!" and "Quit your crying, you'll be dead in a hundred years, too."

Then there's always the epic last words of my Great Grandma Lillian: "What the f**k are you doing here?!"

[CD]

Did she truly say that?   How legend is that!

[Jonesy Jonson Jones]

"Y'know the other day -name- said you would try to push me! Ha! what nonse-"

Situational death ftw.

[Riley]

"Ownd on me, you guys" XD

[Elliot]

if i die soon, maybe an optimistic: "I'll say hi to Earn and Michael for you guys."
if later, on my deathbed, ... damn, there are no Malcolm Tucker quotes for that. =(