"Time is something humans dare not waste, for it may end up being their worst regret. Therefore I am glad I did not waste my life foolishly, and instead I became a nerdfighter her played on the computer for all eternity."
ooo, this is such a good question!!! I'm just beginning Looking for Alaska hahaha. brilliant topic! :) I would say that I want my last words to be talking to the love of my life and my friends, telling them how much I love them, or if I have a family, telling them and my friends how I feel <3
Or maybe something else along those lines, but slightly more exciting. We have a bet going based on who will die first (this stems from our senior year of high school when our science teacher announced that white women are statistically more likely to outlive white men).
Otherwise, something more like "Well, that was fun." or "So long and thanks for all the fish!"
I would really like it if I said something funny so everyone wasn't all depressed...even though the probably would be anyway..but I never understood that when I was younger...FUNeral......I don't want people to mess up there lifes crying for me when they're the ones who got the bad part of the deal...So my last words would have to be something funny and reasurring.