My favorite typos are "couch" and "distgrustled." Couch because every. single. time. I try to type "cough" it comes out "couch." Distgrustled because the main character in my NaNo novel last year kept being distgrustled when he was supposed to be disgruntled, and I liked the implications of what that could mean so much that I try to use it whenever I can. Which is never.
My favorite typo is probably from a friend of mine:) He once tried to type 'jajaja' (yesyesyes in dutch) in chats, but he mistyped both letters, and 'hshshs" appeared. Now he constantly uses it. Even in real-life. And not a person, except for me, knows what it means. So everytime he says 'hshshs', we burst out into laughter, and everyone is like 'wtf?' :D
These typos have kind of ruined my life:
Anus instead of Angus
Prostitute instead of Prosecute
It gets awkward when you mix them up...
Seconded! I always look forward to someone typing "alot" on messageboards just so I or some other HaaH fan can post an Alot picture as a response. :D
Honestly, I'm probably the worst out of all my friends at typos. I type so fast and I hit enter before proofreading it.
One of my favorites though, is when we accidentally typed 'gigglr' instead of 'giggle'. We then went on to talk about how we were going to create a website called gigglr.com and it would just be a nonstop loop of people laughing.
Cul-de-sacs. I hate this typo. Its culs-de-sac, like mothers-in-law and not moter-in-laws. I saw this typo in many books.
When people type 'defiantly' instead of 'definitely'. I don't even know how they manage it but it makes me giggle :P
I often end up typing 'hormail' instead of 'hotmail' and 'shoes' instead of 'shows'
In 11th grade, my history book said something like, "The Twin Towers were attacked on September 11, 2002." Teach me all about the 9/11 attacks, please, but don't tell me it happened in 2002. Really? That's the craziest typo I've ever seen.
In a research paper, they meant to say "reaper" but what they actually wrote was "A mechanical raper can do the work of a hundred men". So terrible, yet so awesome. xD
This isn't really a typo, more of an autocorrect fail lol (or shall I say olo?). My phone changes my one friend's named to Hailed Rapist. o.o And once, while writing (not typing) I actually forget the 's' in 'horse'. My paper started 'The first time I ever rode a hore was really scary. I was only a toddler and the hore was really big, and way too fast. Then I switched hores and got on one that was slower and more gentle.' I seriously just kept forgetting the s, my friend and I laughed so hard and all day were talking about horses but using whore/hore. xD
One of my friend's sometimes uses the wrong words in sentences, so one time instead of saying "I love the smell of insence" she said: "I love the smell of insest." Needless to say it was pretty awkward. Also, she's mixed up tequila and toquito, as well as snacks and sex. xD