My wierdest ever dream was based around the idea that i was in posession of the subtle knife from the his dark materials series. Bugs Bunny then proceeded to steal the subtle knife from me and I proceeded to chase him. I chased him through several different universes including futurama, the simpsons and Lyra's universe from the books. In Lyra's universe i got my daemon which was a barrow bird from the ilmoor chronicles (a bird which can only speak the ugly truth).
After chasing Bugs through a few more unmemorable universes i found Bugs lying on the ground and he told that he had been mugged by the one and only Optimus Prime, I followed Optimus through more universes during which i ate the barrowbird. I ended up on the bridge of the starship enterprise. Optimus then opened up and out came Captain Shakespeare from Stardust in a pink, frilly ladies' undergarment ( the one from the film). I shot Shakespeare with a phaser pistol and we started to fight with captain picard and the rest of the enterprise crew heckling me from a stage. I got the knife and managed to escape back to this universe where my mum subsequently told me to do the washing up.
That was my dream, please tell me yours.