I would eat them ! ( just kidding I would explode)
I would probably sell them and give the money to charity ( I would give the pop tarts to those who are hungry...but pop tarts aren't too healthy, instead the money can buy healthly food).
And for a less helping choice... I would make a huge mountain of them all and name it Pop Tarts of Doom Mountain !
no, just wondering...in case something like this happens...you never know [=
I would make a house with poptart walls... like a giant gingerbread house... but not ginger bread
see, that's what I was thinking. But what do you do if it rains?
...I guess you could laminate the poptarts first?
Feed the poor.
And poison them.