I have Voldy's wand, and a Hufflepuff scarf.
My Gryffendor AND Ravnclaw Quidditch robes, and my time turner, and my timelord fob watch, and my wand. Okay, let's just go with everything i own is nerdy.
I have a thirty-foot scarf that I knit out of a VHS copy of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
I'm gonna say my bright orange Dr. Suess How The Grinch Stole Christmas Hi-Top Converse
Since I can't choose between the three - my Spanish translation copy of The Princess Bride, a cuddly Companion Cube, and a wand which may not be a Harry Potter replica, but uses infra-red and can be 'taught' to do things like change the TV channel by repeating the same movements. Sadly, saying 'wingardium leviosa' had no effect, but it's still pretty ace. Nerd presents are the best.
I love my quite nerdy posters. I have a poster of the Andromeda Galaxy above my bed! :)
My entire room dedicated to Star Wars.
Tenth Doctor sonic screwdriver, TARDIS USB cable converter; "It's okay, I'm from the Internet" t-shirt and my Sherlock plushies.
Plus, many copies of the work of Sophocles and Sapphos around my room somewhere.
Oh, and I also have FIVE complete sets of The Lord of the Rings (one is in Spanish). You know...just in case.
Large Dalek figurine (about 30cm). Pulp Fiction figurines (plus my DVD case is made to look like the suitcase and shiny gold inside). Marauders map. Sirius's, Hermione's and Luna's wands. Giant Sirius WANTED poster. Danger Days raygun. Various blind box anime figurines. Jhonen Vasquez related plush and figures - Invader Zim, filler bunny. And what I like to think of as quite an impressive DVD collection for someone my age on my income.