What's your weirdest injury...

Have you ever been in a situation where you were injured and after telling a friend, family member or coworker how you acquired this injury they look at you like ‘WTF’? Well if you have any stories please share…lets see if we can top each other here.

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Permalink Reply by Jacquelyn on February 25, 2009 at 2:09pm: Background, in my backyard we have a doghouse next to a tree.
So when i was like 6, i climbed on top of the doghouse, and gave myself a mission to pull that one small branch off the tree (Smart, right?). So when the branch broke off, i fell off the doghouse, and broke my left wrist. Then i didn't like the cast, so aboutl 2 weeks before i was supposed to have it taken off, i pulled it off.

Permalink Reply by Jacquelyn on February 26, 2009 at 4:04pm: Same here, when i did pull it off, i gave it to my mom, saying something like i don't need to wear it anymore. Lets just say she freaked out

Permalink Reply by somwhere in the shadows on February 25, 2009 at 2:27pm: i once scraped the hell outta my arm trying to do this huge hill on my skates. i was like a mile from home and when i got back and tried to clean it it was already scabbed over sort of, and it was a hot day so the blood was all cried and it was awful to clean it. my mom was freaking out when i walked thru the door and she saw it. something funny that happend was when i passed these missionary kids from my school, you know the type, really up right and their parent work for the church, annd they saw me in my dark make up and clothes and then they looked at my arm and said, ''isn't that taking your look a little too far?'' in this scared voice. i was kind of mad and told them to piss off. oh, mean me...i guess they thought it was make up or something????

what was even worse was that a few days later i scraped open again playing tennis. i was diving to hit the ball and i slipped on a pinecone and fell. my arm opened up. the end. lol. i guess.

another time i burned myself on sugar syrup from cinnamon toast. i still have the scar.

another time i was skating and there was just this little bumps and i fell flat on my face. Amazingly nothing else happened to my face but i have a crack in one of my front teeth now. it's a hairline fracture, really, but still there.

Permalink Reply by purpleglovez on February 25, 2009 at 2:32pm: I fell into the oven at work O.O and sustained a rather random and perminent scar to my right arm O.o
http://purpleglovez.deviantart.com/art/Ooooowwwwwww-98958797

Permalink Reply by broelle on February 25, 2009 at 6:43pm: thats actually a rather gnarly scar

Permalink Reply by Whatsername on February 25, 2009 at 6:51pm: I like your scar. Is that weird?

How the heck did you fall in n oven?

Permalink Reply by theUKEbandit on February 25, 2009 at 7:58pm: she was lured there by an old fat witch...obviously

Permalink Reply by Stephanie Steadfast on February 26, 2009 at 9:45pm: I like it too.

Permalink Reply by Siri on February 25, 2009 at 11:42pm: Oh wow that looks like it was not pleasant... I'm always afraid of falling in my oven when I'm baking cookies...

Permalink Reply by Kirsten on February 27, 2009 at 10:05pm: that must have felt awful... and yet, it IS rather fascinating. A pretty BA scar right there.

Permalink Reply by The new Mitch Bitch on February 25, 2009 at 6:47pm: I nearly sliced my ear off with a VHS box

Permalink Reply by Ajjj on February 25, 2009 at 10:10pm: A friend of mine was a little tight on cash last fall so he asked his dad for money. His dad gave him the money on condition that he rake the yard. My friend, being lazy and convincing, talked me into helping him. During the process of cleaning up the yard, he and I started "horsing around"...fighting each other with the rakes. He eventually won when he struck me with the business end of the rake across the lower back, leaving several long scrapes.
Later that week, when trying to be "intimate" with my girlfriend, she found the marks and FREAKED OUT!
She did not buy my explanation, she broke up with me. I made my friend tell her the story again, and she eventually got back together with me, but it was one of the strangest injuries to explain to someone.