I think Hank is a Galaxy class starship that was originally commissioned by Starfleet in 2245, and has been commanded by such men as James Tiberius Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard. Hank is also capable of sustained speeds of Warp 9.
No, I'm pretty sure Hank is a ring-shaped alien device that creates a stable wormhole enabling personal teleportation to complementary devices located cosmic distances away. Once a person has passed through Hank's event horizon (which can be maintained for 38 minutes on average) they can be teleported across large distances almost instantaneously. Hank can be found on many planets across the universe.
Wrong again. Hank is actually an arcade game developed by Namco and licensed for distribution in the U.S. by Midway, first released in Japan on May 22, 1980. The player controls Hank through a maze, eating Hank-dots and avoiding four ghosts.
No, everyone knows that Hank is a series of seven fantasy novels written by British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the eponymous adolescent wizard Hank, together with Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, his friends from the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Seriously...Hank is a novel written by John Green, involving a road trip, and a teenager by the name of Maro Roth Spegialman. John Green recently went on a book tour, doing readings from Hank and also signing copies of Hank.