I love Ellen Page, but all my affection for her turned into paralyzing fear when I watched Hard Candy. *shudder*
Joseph Gordon-Levitt or Nathan Fillion, maybe. I might not even turn gay, but I'm very aware how pretty they are to look at.
Helena Bonham Carter, Freema Agyeman, Hayley Williams, Karen Gillian and a girl in my year. Yeah. . .
I have no idea, maybe wheezywaiter. I don't know, all the people whom I respect intellectually are old and even in a hypothetical scenario that would just feel weird. I guess there's Jeff Rosenstock, he's a musical genius if you ask me he could probably talk me into it if he wanted to, or he could always just write song about how much he wants me to blow him. That would probably work.
Neil Patrick Harris.
Anyone who feels a need to question this should watch Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog
In my case, who would you turn straight for is the better question.
I would have to say... Zac Efron? Yeah, Zefron is pretty hot.