Ok, so at school I was challenged by one of the massive cliques to a duel of my choice, because some people don't understand the nerdfighter nerds and the just plain ol' nerds. I decided we'd fight to the death with Yo Mama jokes. If I win, I get 50 bucks. If I lose, I hafta sing the Potty Training Song to the morning crowd on the auditorium steps.
All I ask is for as many Yo Mama jokes you can pull from your ass. [[Please, not litterally.]]
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama is so dumb, she went to a narcotics anonymous meeting and said "I'm hooked on Phonics!". (old, but one of the few i remember)
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so fat, she walked by in a yellow raincoat and someone yeled "Taxi!"
These are all rather stupid, but the only ones that I can remember hearing in grade school. XP
You get any duel you want and you choose yo mama jokes? You should've gone with Shakespeare insults!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
is so dumb, she stared for an hour at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate".
is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
is so dumb, she thinks serial killers murder Frosted Flakes.
is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
I'm sure I know more, but I can't think of them right now.