False Rumours, Courtesy of Uncyclopedia
* The Great Fire Of London was NOT the BNP burning books they didn't like (or people).
* White Power is NOT a detergent created by Nick Griffin.
* If you paint Nick Griffin black, he will NOT melt.
* Subsequent to Nick Griffin NOT melting, he will NOT make a great tasting Coca Cola.
* Nick Griffin is NOT the world's No. 1 Racist (he is currently ranked only sevenhundredth).
* Nick Griffin is Stewie Griffin's husband.
* Nick Griffin is NOT a Nazi.
* Nick Griffin is NOT Beinrich Bimmler's Younger brother
* Nick Griffin DOES NOT likes rancid rabbit flavoured ice pops, despite their tendency to freeze into a Union Jack shape
* Nick Griffin is NOT Greg Bowler
* Nick Griffin is NOT Osama bin Laden's evil twin brother
* Nick Griffin DOES NOT own a Canary called Oswald Mosley
* Nick Griffin DOES NOT drive a Ford Cortina with the regestration A H1tl3r
* Nick Griffin DOES NOT hate Smoking, he likes the odd Woodbine
* Nick Griffin DOES NOT hide in bushes in order to lunge wildly at Foreigners
* Nick Griffin was NOT a page 3 girl in The Sun in 1994
* Nick Griffin was NOT previously known as Doris
* Nick Griffin is NOT a convicted rabbit pervert
* Nick Griffin has NEVER roamed through Newcastle in a flowery dress and stiletto's at 5am
* The Guardian editor Comrade Neil Clark DOES NOT bear an uncanny resemblance to Nick Griffin
* Nick Griffin is NOT secretly black
* Nick Griffin DOES NOT kill black babies, unless its a sunday.
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