"They'd all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do. to create a new strain of super wine in half an hour with a fraction of nature's resources and a fool for an assistant. Bernard Black, he's mad they'd say, he's insane, he's dangerous. Well I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!"
"Which one of you biches wants to dance?"
"When you're doing your usual threesome thing at the weekend and the moonlight's bouncing off your heads and your arses, doesn't that get a bit confusing?"