Demetri Martin Fans!

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Comment by Piper McPiperson :D on June 20, 2009 at 6:13pm

Hey, I know this is off topic from Demetri Martin, but
FUTURAMA IS COMIN BACK, BAYBAY!

Comment by Kenton Hostetler on June 4, 2009 at 10:10pm

Poll: How many people enjoyed Important Things with Demetri Martin... before it was yanked from the air?

At times I questioned why, but when he really did the stuff he was known for, it was hilarious.

Comment by Nerdylation on May 14, 2009 at 9:24pm

one little word, "if."
one medium sized person, "I."
http://is.gd/A0nl

Comment by tardlyness on May 11, 2009 at 7:33pm

farts and how funny they are by location church is funny my face that is not funny thats negitive my brothers face thats crazy awesome

Comment by tardlyness on May 11, 2009 at 7:31pm

omfg i love demetri martin he is a god of comedey i have his cd and have seen every episode of his tv show he is so amazing
"they are shoes with tiny wheels on the bottom that give one the sensation of gliding on ice but with out the ice. they are also usefull for telling other men that you are interested in them."

Comment by Lauren has a TARDIS on May 10, 2009 at 8:03pm

a musical is the same as a burlap sack: i would no like to be in either. =P

Comment by Elle Munoz on April 30, 2009 at 10:03pm

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM go check it out on YOUTUBE.com DEMETRI dose the voice of TIM.

Comment by Micah on April 11, 2009 at 12:32am

re: Piper's Important things ideas

Important thing: Communication.

Jokes:
An inexpensive way for a schizophrenic to lead a more normal life, without so many drugs, would be a non-functioning bluetooth headset. People might be shocked by his outbursts at first, but as soon as they saw the headset, they would be like: "oh, he's just talking to his mom"

People often use the 'look at your phone' method to get out of uncomfortable conversations, in which the individual pulls out their phone, like it was on vibrate and something happened, and use it as an excuse to leave. I think if you pulled it off right, it would be more fun to pull something else out of your pocket, like your keys or wallet, briefly look at it like it was informing you of a recently arisen event, return it to the pocket, and excuse yourself.

To me, binoculars are great for looking at far away animals without disturbing them, to someone who speaks sign language, they have the added benefit of serving as a walky-talkie.

I wonder if, in the history of Dr. Phil episodes dedicated to communication, someone sitting at home has said to their spouse "I don't want to hear about your problems right now, I'm trying to watch Dr. Phil!" Ahhhh, TV

Skit: 2 guys in a dungeon, one giving the other the silent treatment

Skit: People who speak different languages communicating through an interpreter, making the interpreter translate bad things about himself. ("Tell him that this interpreter is a complete idiot")

Skit: A yellow belt tries to use an automated operator over the phone

Comment by Albi (Hayden) on April 4, 2009 at 7:56pm

If ur a battarie you are either working or dead, thats a shit life!!!!!

Comment by Albi (Hayden) on April 4, 2009 at 7:55pm

"that day my friend and i where washing windows on a sky scraper and he just jumped....luckely the trampolien emporium was having a sidewalk sale, and as he bounced up thoes hundred stories, he said, your jokes are contrived, and hard to believe"

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