I taped this label to the back of my metronome
"Operating Directions: It goes ding when there's stuff"
Doctor: "Hello! I'm The Doctor!"
Howie: "we're going to die here"
Doctor: "well they certainly didn't mention that in the brochure"
My favorite Nine quote.
From "Girl on the Fireplace"
Rose: Oh you're not keeping the horse
Doctor: I let you keep Mickey!
Idris: There's a sign on my front door. You've been walking past it for seven hundred years. What does it say?
The Doctor: That's not instructions.
Idris: There's an instruction at the bottom. What does it say?
The Doctor: "Pull to open."
Idris: Yes, and what do you do?
The Doctor: I push!