QUOTES

[Chloe Payne]

Favourite Friends quotes anyone?

I like..

[Monica knocks]
Chandler: You can't come in.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?

and

Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.
[takes a glass from the fridge]
Chandler: Taste it.
Joey: [drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge] Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.

and

[Chandler fights with Joey over a chair]
Chandler: All right, fine, you know what? We'll both sit in the chair.
[sits on Joey's lap]
Chandler: I'm soooo comfortable.
Joey: Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.
Chandler: All right.
[jumps up]

[Phil Barber]

Joey: you can't have S.E.X in front of a B.A.B.I.E!!

[Katryna Fast]

Chandler: I see two Monicas. My friend Monica who lives across the hall from me and wants to have a lot of babies, and the new Monica. The one i've just started dating. I'm right, I'm right *stutters*, am I right? *pauses*, it's not different at all, is it?
Rachel: Not unless different means the same...


Phoebe: Yeah, i'm calling on behalf of Monica Geller's eye.... Dr. Burke is on vacation, would she be willing to see the on call doctor? *Monica nods excitedly* YES!! She's very excited about that!!!

[Sue]

Ross: We were on a break!
Chandler: Oh, my God! If you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you!



Monica: How desperate am I?
Rachel: Ah! Good thing Chandler's not here. He always wins at this game.

[snottlebie7]

Chandler to Joey: "You have to stop the Q - tip when there's resistance!"

[Amy]

Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT."

Chandler is my favourite. (:

[Zac Spriggs]

Rachel: It's uni-sex.
Joey: No, you need sex, I had sex two hours ago.
Rachel: No, U-N-I-sex.
Joey: Well I can't say no to that!

[matt denaro]

OH MY GAUD

Janice

[Lekshey Dorji]

ITS CHANDLER BING!! AAAHHHH HAHAHA 

[a]

Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Rachel: How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Doctor: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

[Shonda Cobb]

Joey: JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

[Matilda D.]

Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler: Du-ude!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"?
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.



Chandler: The only way I would've said six would have been if I had said, "Let's meet at seven, not at six."
Monica: The only way I would've said seven, would have been if I had said, 'Wow, my boyfriend is such a wiseass... Seven!'


Rachel: Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Yeah, sure.
Rachel: How about you, Phoebe?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.



[Chandler's key broke in Monica's door]
Chandler: I love you.
Monica: I love you too.
Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now?
Monica: Um... no?
Chandler: Uh... yeah, yeah, me neither.

[Shonda Cobb]

Rachel: Awe.... You were going to drink the fat!