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Harry Potter Yo Mamma Jokes

I'd like to see what people come up with. Maybe we can compile a list and start a kickass Facebook group or something.

Inspired by ElectricFaerieDust, or @hellohannah5. Hank retweeted this:


"I have reached my zenith. HOGWARTS YOUR MOM JOKES! 'Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses.'"

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Permalink Reply by Alex(andria) on March 18, 2010 at 9:04pm
Yo momma so fat, she makes Hagrid look like a house elf.

Yo momma so ugly, she petrified the basilisk.

Yo momma so dumb, that even though she goes to Hogwarts, she thought a "Hufflepuff" was a type of dessert.
Permalink Reply by BrokenQuills on October 13, 2010 at 10:59pm
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
Permalink Reply by Siobhan Walshe on November 30, 2010 at 1:38pm
Hufflepuffs are very good finders :)
Permalink Reply by Courtney Wissel on November 30, 2010 at 4:04pm
Oh my goodness I love you! :D I love A Very Potter Musical SOOO much!
Permalink Reply by Ammah Joy Billington on March 31, 2012 at 8:41pm

Its totally awesome!

Permalink Reply by WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff on March 19, 2010 at 11:50am
yo mommas so dumb she makes a squib look magical

ok so no that great but at least i tried
Permalink Reply by WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff on March 20, 2010 at 6:23am
ha i have a midly better one

your momma so ugly she makes eloise midgeon look hot
Permalink Reply by Raven Cole on May 4, 2010 at 8:16pm
Yo mommas so slimy Snape told her to take a bath.
Permalink Reply by Clare Francis on October 22, 2010 at 4:06am
Brilliant!
Permalink Reply by Deanna on April 20, 2010 at 8:38am
Yo momma so fat her patrous is a cake.
Permalink Reply by Kim Estry on April 20, 2010 at 8:52am
this. is amazing . you obviously have not forgotten to be awesome.
Permalink Reply by Lauren on May 2, 2010 at 9:40am
hahahaha this one made me laugh repeatedly

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