Red Vines, what the hell can't they do? (Favorite Quote Time!)

[Jessica]

For everyone that's seen A Very Potter Sequel, leave your favorite quote(s) in the comments even if someone's already said it.

Practically every other line was a favorite quote for me but I'm going to stick with these so I don't take away everyone else's.

"Daddeeeeeeeeeeeee, you came to love me!" - Draco

"Any happy little thought?" - Defense Against the Dark Arts class

And there are no words to properly describe the first 45 seconds of this video, so I link!

[Asha Grace Collins]

Snape's drunken speach to Harry. "I just wanted to take your mom's boobie and *lip buzz*".

[Asha Grace Collins]

Ok here's a question to ask an AVPS fan. "Favorite way to say "red wine" with a German accent?"

[Evelyn]

I love the parts where Malfoy talks about the potty.

"You know, Goyle...using the potty's not so bad. I don't know why I was afraid of it all those years...I think I was concerned about falling in, but I have found that if I climb on top of the potty and if I put one foot on either side and get a firm footing I'm actually quite safe!"

"Sorry for my tardiness, I was just learning how to use the potty. Oh how the children laughed with me in celebration. I like making people laugh. I also like the potty!"

[Sarah Allen]

"Did you get mah text?"
"Yes, all 900 of them!"
"Well, you didn't text meh back!"

[Blake Elizabeth Huddleston]

I love the whole "Hermionie can't draw part" part. And I love "Goyle paste it!!!"

[Amy Clark]

"Sorry, what was I saying?"
"Er, you were telling me to sit on your knife."

Umbridge is teh win.

[Emily Herondale]

"Awwwww! Now two people are mad at me!!"-Voldemort

[Nicole R.]

Following Harry's sorting:
Harry (to Dumbledore): So where did they put you?
Dumbledore: Gay as the fourth of July. . . Oh, you meant the Hat!