Favorite GLaDOS quotes?

[Rowan]

What are your favorite GLaDOS quotes? Mine are "Two plus two is f-f-f-f...10. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!" and "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."

[Hanna]

Haha! Those are lovely. Ah, I have to play it again soon. I've only been throught it twice so far, and the quotes are not sticking to my brain just yet.

[Amyna]

"Did you know that you can donate one or ALL of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls?"

"You're unlikeable. It says so right here in your personal file, unlikeable, liked by no one. A bitter unlikeable loner who's passing shall NOT be mourned. SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very offical....It also says you were adopted, so that's funny too."

[Aaron of the Izzet League]

"HELLO~!"
"Thats you, thats how stupid you sound!"

[Zita Rouge Segreti]

Mine is from the promo of the 2nd. "We can put our differences behind us. for science. you monster."

[Ryan]

My favorite line has gotta be when GLaDOS says, "Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like "Goodbye!" and you were like "NO WAY" and I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great."

[Rachel W]

This is totally my favorite quote! xD

[Kagamine Rin]

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it."

[Claire Cobb]

"Well, how are you doing? Becuase I'm a POTATO!"

[Oliver Payne's Sixth Ghost]

"wow, look at you soaring majestically through the air like an eagle... Piloting a blimp"

[Elizabeth B]

"because I'M A POTATO"

 

:') when she turned into that stinking potato, i was dying 

[Desperado (Adam)]

"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success."