My favorite one was one from season 5 when he said "Gus don't be the only black lead on a major cable network"
"Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off it."
"Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle."
"Gus, don't be *somebody, I'm blanking on the name* from Back to School."
I know this guy named Gus, and whenever he's being annoying (which is often) I say one of these lines to him.
Gus, don't be both Ashlee Simpson albums. I HAVE AWOKEN THE THREAD.
Gus don't be this crevice in my arm.
Gus don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken.
Gus don't be the iiiitt in wait for iiiitt.
That's all I remember, sorry!!
"Gus, don't be the only black lead on a major cable television network!" That's one of my all-time favorites.