Gus, don't be...

[Ravenclaw]

I'm currently re-watching Seasons 1-3 on DVD to get the full list of them, but I'd love to see what everyone remembers. Also if anyone can think of something brand new that sounds real but isn't, that would be great. But make sure to say that you made it up.

Have fun!

[Mady]

"Gus, don't be exactly half of an 11 pound black forest ham."
i have no idea what episode this is from but it's the only one i remember :)

[Hanna Jackson]

"Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie."
I love all of the Gus don't be... phrases, but this is the only one that's really stuck :)

[Abby Radwick]

"Gus, don't be the one crayon in the box that's broken."
"Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine."

[Abbey Rodrigues]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22iOZhS7qxs

[Adrienne Cory]

My favorite one was one from season 5 when he said "Gus don't be the only black lead on a major cable network"

 

[Sarah Cowan]

"Gus, don't be an old sponge with hair hanging off it."

"Gus, don't be a giant snapping turtle."

"Gus, don't be *somebody, I'm blanking on the name* from Back to School."

I know this guy named Gus, and whenever he's being annoying (which is often) I say one of these lines to him.

[Cori]

Gus, don't be both Ashlee Simpson albums. I HAVE AWOKEN THE THREAD. 

[Alana Song]

Gus don't be this crevice in my arm.

Gus don't be the one game at Chuck E. Cheese that isn't broken.

Gus don't be the iiiitt in wait for iiiitt.

That's all I remember, sorry!!

[Liz Hunter]

"Gus, don't be the only black lead on a major cable television network!" That's one of my all-time favorites.