Things that make me giggle

[VT100]

I hear things that make me laugh all the time, and wanted a place to pass them on. And for others to do the same.

[VT100]

Robot pick-up line: your mouth says 0, but your eyes say 1.

[Deb S]

Nerd!

[naturegeek]

*grin*

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[VT100]

I follow one of the astronauts on the next shuttle mission on twitter, and this morning he tweeted "We are GO for tanking!" I think will spend the day seeing how many contexts I can use that phrase in.

[Deb S]

I am going to use this one to DEATH. Well, I'm going to take some artwork to the car, go to work, then unload the artwork at the new apt on the way home. We are GO for tanking!

[Deb S]

Some people just take the fun out of dysfunctional. Credit goes to Shalom Katz, atty at law for that one. Don't know if he made it up but I liked it.

Another one from Shalom. His doctor said they're not senior moments but the "galloping dwindles." Love that one. Sounds very Irish to me.

[LAly]

Oooh, I like this post!

This made me laugh so much that I bought it:

[VT100]

quality nerd humor!

[Deb S]

Math Nerd!

[naturegeek]

omg - I want that!!!

[StellaSmiles]

My favorite joke:

So, a theoretical physicist walks into a black hole...

[naturegeek]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it.