Favourite QI Facts

[Andrew]

Barnacles have the largest penises in relation to their size

.. i think you understand what we discuss here

(No, not the sexual habits of barnacles, Things you have learned from QI)

[Lombardian]

The Universe is beige.

[Hel]

Disabled access is a Dalek conspiracy.

[Holly Jean]

Rudolph is infact a female!!!

[Joseph/Nerdylation]

Smarties tubes on cats legs makes them walk like a robot.

[Lottie]

I PEED myself wen JImmy carr ended up with that- even down to alans disbelieving face

[Hannah]

The ozone layer smells faintly of geraniums.

[Iris]

Henry VIII had two wives. (Or four if you're a Catholic) I had so much fun with that in History.

[Iris]

Dirt makes champagne fizz.

Shrimps are the loudest thing in the ocean.

The Earth has seven moons.

Camels are from North America.

[Marley]

Kinder Surprise eggs (or similar) are the top thing confiscated in American airports.
The average blue whale's tongue is bigger than an entire elephant.
50% of our oxygen comes from algae.
The human digestive system is technically a brain.
A dumite is someone, who for religous purposes, goes around naked in public.
Every year, parks in London are dosed in 1million gallons of urine from dogs alone.
A woodpeckers tongue extends to two thrids of its body size and the end can detect sound.

[Marley]

Trousers kill 12 people in the UK every year.
The digestive juices of a crocodile contain enough hydrochloric acde to dissolve steel.
Bagpipes were given to Scotland by the Irish, as a joke.

[Marley]

Octopuses mate with their third right tentacle.
They also have 3 hearts and can be trained to open jars and recognise colours.