I thought that something like this might be appropriate.
The thing about Cullen than made me really mad... the sparkles. Come on Stephanie, I didn't really want to hear how sparkly and gorgeous Edward was on every other page.
This is so true! Everytime someone mentions anything about twilight, this is the first thing that comes to my head......It's cool if they go out in the sun, I'm fine with it, but no one needs to sparkle in the sun unless you're made out of diamonds or metal...
On another hating website, we called him "Deadward" or "Disco Ball Edward" >:] And seriously, a 100 year old, a virgin? Maybe none of the girls in the 1900's were stupid and totally brainless enough to fall over him and let him watch them in their sleep... Hmm.