So,i was reading the group description, and the phrase "will always get you laid" jumped out at me, similar to how a random piece of vegetation sometimes tries to attack you in Skyrim, and then you run into a field, and accidentally get stomped on by a giant, which puts you in a bad mood and you run into the road to scream insults at the sky, because it is obviously the heavens' fault that you got killed. The following questions come to my attention:
A. How can you guarantee that this group will Always get you laid?
B. Are there not other things in relationships that matter besides sex?
C. How can you guarantee that the relationships engaged in this group will be healthy and last long?
D. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Seriously, The movie left me hanging so badly.