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Remember that idea I had, back in the day? The Brain Crack? About causes of death? It's easy to find out what the leading causes of death in America are. Of course, cancer and heart disease are right at the top of the list. But, assuming that immortality is not the goal (I know, we like to think big here in Nerdfighteria, but let's just assume that it's not for now) I want to know not what kill…