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67. The Tofu golem This amazing creature is seven feet tall, hits like a rock, and is made from soy. Astounding abilities! It can change its taste to be that of almost any food, and can punch through solid paper! It will do its best to follow your instructions, but it is a little bland and not that creative so you may need to be specific. That and the fact it disintegrates in large volumes of liq…