Share 'Do you name your computers?'

Some people name their cars.. I know someone who named her house.. I'm sure people name other.. inanimate objects. I have a thing about naming my computers.. and until they have a name, (other than the factory rubbish) I don't let them on my network. I won't just name them anything... normally, the name has something to do with how it looks, or with something I was doing at the time. I've had…