"My girlfriend left me a week ago for no reason I can see or understand, after us being together for half a year. And I still love her so badly and hate her so much I don't know what to do with myself. And I just put my iPod on shuffle and the…"
"I personally vote for trying to catch 317 grapes in your mouth (as suggested by N. Butyl Lithium). Also, if for some reason you cannot do it with grapes, then other flickable, catchable foods, such as grape tomatoes (especially funny if you do not…"
"It is people like you...who make me feel like such a slacker. Which I am...so it's okay!! 22 (going to be 23 in April, yay presents!), attending my last semester at the UW, majoring in psychology!
I'm sorry for all the exclamation points,…"
"Okay, I'm currently on mathclass. I think I have the coordinates, but whenever I try plugging them into a map, nothing shows up. I've used MapQuest (which comes up with a blank page) and Google Maps (which tells me to keep zooming out).…"