Coole is the new black.

The other day I was typing away on a facebook thread... and I accidentally typed the word, "coole."

This is not a real word.

I think it should be. Coole is the new cool. But cooler. (without the "r")

And I guess coole is the new black.

Except coole isn't really a color.

But if it was, It would be this one:

And here are some other words/phrases I've helped invent/are very dear to my heart/were invented by awesome people I know:

"Awesomesause" Context: If something is awesome, it is probably constructed out of awesomesause. (Ex. That movie was AWESOMESAUSE!)

"Heart of my onion" Context: In a layering of friends, the people you know the best are at the center. As everyone who has seen Shrek knows, onions have layers. layers of friends? Your best friends are at the heart of the onion.

"Sweet beans" Context: If something is awesome, it is sweet beans. Like "cool beans" but better.

"Sea Turkey" Context: Used frequently by my friend Mel. I think it's an insult?

"Awesomellamasause" Context: Like awesomesause, but with more llama. Also inspired by Mel.

"High5ive signoff" Context: The prefered style of saying goodbye by most PotterinYourPants girls.

"Ptchew" Context: The BEST onamonapia ever.