"My little guide on how you can become the new companion (if I don't beat you to it)
Be a girl (or Rory. If you're Jack... Call me :) If you are Rory: Here is a big hug. Hang in there)
Have an unique personality
"- Be young & hot
- Hang around stone statues of weeping angels a lot.. kinda suicidal, though
-Become a member of NASA and the UN.
- Ask any doctor his full name. If he refuses or is John Smith, you know enough
- Any man who carries his…"
"Move to London
Hang out in Ealing (specifically 13 Bannerman Road)
Look out for old companions
Be on the lookout for police boxes
Work at Area 51
Convince everyone I'm an alien so he'll feel obligated to rescue me when…"
"The campus I'm on has blue phone boxes all over. I always check to make sure they're not bigger on the inside, especially the box that's inside. Why is there a blue box parked in a building unless it's the most convenient way to…"