"You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter if you were in a SAT class learning vocabulary, when you stood up and held the vocabulary book over your head like a sacred god and waved it around for everyone to see... when you saw the word…"
"I knew for sure that I wasn't a Hufflepuff. Yes, I would like to be kind and loyal and loving- but unfortunately, I am not. Sometimes I thought I would be in Ravenclaw because I'm a "nerd" but I always knew I was a Slytherin. I…"