My objective is simple: World Domination.
My motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin my plan, I will first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, horrified by my arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, I must poison the internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do my every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must activate my needlessly big weather machine, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. My name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare make me clean my room. Everyone will bow before my cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore my credit rating.
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