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Moist's Singalong Prologue

(The play begins with the curtains closed. Behind them is set up a sort of out-door café. As the audience awaits the play to begin, a deep voice is heard (preferably over the P.A. system))

Voice:
This concludes the morning portion of the Workshop on Evil sponsored by the Evil League of Evil. Remember, the E.L.E. is currently acception applications for membership, so please leave yours at the door. Until we meet again this afternoon, please enjoy the refreshments prov… Continue

This is a play I wrote for a Romeo and Juliet project for school. I thought it was kind of funny at the time, and I of course incorporated Shakespearean insults. So, without further ado, The Misadventures of Romeo and Juliet

(enter Sampson and Gregory from stage left, seemingly drunk, laughing)

Sampson: Gregory, what sayest thee of the feast?

Gregory: Lo, lo, Sampson, twas fantastic! Lord Capulet dost know how to feed his help!

Sampson: Aye, aye, and what of the turkey?

Gregory: Aye,… Continue

That evening you were wearing your best smile
the one that makes you look fake.
We danced without music with the generator running
because the power was out
and you were cold.

My chest of books divide amongst my friends
said the poet as he lay dying
and so we did divide his books
you took the Bible
I took something useful.

Appraise the antiques and appeal the case.
As the judges gavel gave you your sentence
to be placed among sinners like yourself
and like me.

I shall let he who is without si… Continue

1) In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. God is omnipotent and all knowing, he knew that this creation in itself would cause countless controversies in the future, but he ignored this for the moment.
2) The earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was somehow moving over the surface of the waters, even though they had not yet been formed.
3) Then God said his infamous quote "Let there be Light" and like a magical light s… Continue

How do you sleep in the T.A.R.D.I.S. at night?
Can you just lie down and enjoy the flight?
Do you push away thoughts of the people who died
with the Doctor to blame, but with the Doctor in mind?

Do you even realize what you have done
with all of the Antietam battles you won?
The war's not done yet man, so get a firm grip,
and the next time you wager, don't use us as your chips.

People have died because of your fame.
People have killed to spare you the shame,
and you won't even tell them your n… Continue