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Caliban Darklock
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Caliban Darklock replied to Rachel Braun's discussion My Immortal in the group Harry Potter Nerds
"It was this bit: "Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)" that led me to the chav designation. It's the specific "goffik" spelling that's common to the gothic/doom scene in London, and it's spelled that way because…"
Sep 29, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Rachel Braun's discussion My Immortal in the group Harry Potter Nerds
"Chavs are basically disaffected British teens who apparently think they shouldn't have to get an education or a job. They DELIBERATELY mangle spelling and grammar as a political statement about how worthless education is.   It's also…"
Sep 28, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Rachel Braun's discussion My Immortal in the group Harry Potter Nerds
"Notice that my analysis is divided into three parts: one of the person in general (a chav), one of the ideas in the story (typical of a girl under 15), and one of the actual writing (normal for a non-writer).   So what I've actually said…"
Sep 28, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Rachel Braun's discussion My Immortal in the group Harry Potter Nerds
"Um...   She's a chav.   That's about it.   Most girls under 15 writing their own stories are writing exactly this kind of crap. Tara's only real sin is to stick it up on the internet where we could see it, and those of…"
Sep 28, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Shanelle Wintercrest's discussion Carrollton Roofing For Roof Fixing in the group Harry Potter Nerds
"It's a spammer! By convention, that means this immediately becomes a funny pictures thread.   "
Sep 12, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Nico... just... Nico...'s discussion I have a problem reading Harry Potter in the group Harry Potter Nerds
">  I don't have a problem with it, but it feels wrong   This sentence not making teh sense."
Jul 26, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Tamhas ~ Admin ~'s discussion Your human rights, and when or if you lose them.
"> Now, why the hell should we treat people as such, to human rights which > they neither deserve nor enhance and grant unto others?   Because two wrongs don't make a right.   That said, sometimes one must choose the lesser of…"
Jul 5, 2011
Caliban Darklock and Colby Bastian are now friends
Jul 5, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Colby Bastian's discussion What do you want to know.
"> She was angry at me because I am always trying to tell people things.   Um... no she isn't.   She's angry at you because you make other people feel stupid.   And if you're honest with yourself, you'll be able…"
Jul 2, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Jessalyn's discussion If you could marry any fictional character from any book or movie who would it be?
"Kim Possible."
Jul 2, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Caroline M's discussion Nerdfighter Age Range?
"Are you Dale's daughter?   Just curious."
Jul 2, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Kenny's discussion Virginity
"> sex without love is only masturbation   You don't love yourself? Then why masturbate?"
Jul 1, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to E_Lewis's discussion Is Being Gay a Choice?
"> Sexuality is a personal, confusing, fluctuating identity   I compare it to Family Feud.   You're walking down the street, and you see a fat Asian in spandex.   And in the back of your head, Richard Dawson yells "Show…"
Jul 1, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to ­Luna's discussion Ningchat.
"Because your stupid chat won't stop making noise unless we go offline. So the first thing we do when we get here is click offline, just to make it STFU.  "
Jul 1, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to Caroline M's discussion Nerdfighter Age Range?
"In any romantic relationship, given a younger partner's age Y and an older partner's age O, if Y < ( O / 2 + 7 ) then Y = victim, O = pervert, and Y + O = creepy.   My GF and I are going to be creepy…"
Jul 1, 2011
Caliban Darklock replied to hadia's discussion Can you do this? Name the top 200 Harry Potter characters!
"It's worth noting that anyone who uses phrases like "socially defective" probably is. ;)"
Jul 1, 2011

Profile Information

What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?
Nerd Nerd
About Me:
1. Yes, that is my real name
2. Yes, I got it legally changed
3. Yes, it was my D&D character
4. No, I will not fix your computer
Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more
I hate this question. It always presumes that I can somehow be boiled down into a few mass-media products that we might both like, and then you can say something stupid like "You listen to Abba?! Why, *I* listen to Abba, TOO!" as though this means anything. (EVERYONE listens to Abba. They're the perfect band. It's been scientifically proven.)
What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
My hair is too gorgeous to cover with anything.
If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?
Snoopy! He INVENTED the happy dance.
Website:
http://darklock.com
When did you start watching the Vlogbrothers?
June, 2011
Make up your own DFTBA initialism!
Down For The Big Amazing!

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