"It was this bit: "Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)" that led me to the chav designation. It's the specific "goffik" spelling that's common to the gothic/doom scene in London, and it's spelled that way because…"
"Chavs are basically disaffected British teens who apparently think they shouldn't have to get an education or a job. They DELIBERATELY mangle spelling and grammar as a political statement about how worthless education is.
"Notice that my analysis is divided into three parts: one of the person in general (a chav), one of the ideas in the story (typical of a girl under 15), and one of the actual writing (normal for a non-writer).
So what I've actually said…"
She's a chav.
That's about it.
Most girls under 15 writing their own stories are writing exactly this kind of crap. Tara's only real sin is to stick it up on the internet where we could see it, and those of…"
"> Now, why the hell should we treat people as such, to human rights which
> they neither deserve nor enhance and grant unto others?
Because two wrongs don't make a right.
That said, sometimes one must choose the lesser of…"
"> She was angry at me because I am always trying to tell people things.
Um... no she isn't.
She's angry at you because you make other people feel stupid.
And if you're honest with yourself, you'll be able…"
"> Sexuality is a personal, confusing, fluctuating identity
I compare it to Family Feud.
You're walking down the street, and you see a fat Asian in spandex.
And in the back of your head, Richard Dawson yells "Show…"
1. Yes, that is my real name
2. Yes, I got it legally changed
3. Yes, it was my D&D character
4. No, I will not fix your computer
Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more
I hate this question. It always presumes that I can somehow be boiled down into a few mass-media products that we might both like, and then you can say something stupid like "You listen to Abba?! Why, *I* listen to Abba, TOO!" as though this means anything. (EVERYONE listens to Abba. They're the perfect band. It's been scientifically proven.)
What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
My hair is too gorgeous to cover with anything.
If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?