Hello and welcome to the nig! I'm Katie, and I will be writing you this lovely comment today! What this comment is basically going to do is welcome you [check], tell you how amazing us nerdfighters are [check], and that you will make lots of totally epic friends [check]. You'll constantly be reminded the awesomeness of our community as you explore the site, and you'll get to participate in the decrees of world-suck! Now for the conclusion of the comment [hooray!],
P.S. sorry if this was way too weird, I just woke up!