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Obama declares that Israel should change borders; Israel protests.
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110519/ap_on_re_us/us_obama_mideast Today, US President Obama agreed with a Palestinian…Continue

Started this discussion. Last reply by No Thanks May 27, 2011.

Pastor fired for believing in God's Love? Your thoughts?
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Vertigo_One [Ops Mod] May 3, 2011.

Crowley's rant on the Harry Potter sorting system (Meant for lulz.)
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I’ve got beef with the Hogwarts sorting system. It’s…to put it bluntly, idiotic. Now, I don’t honestly care, but I’m bored and feel like ranting, so here goes.   There are two major flaws with it:…Continue

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Fake Crowley replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Atheists, please condemn this...
"Point of clarification: I have beef with the Vatican because of how it handled the incidents with pedophilic priests, not because of the pedophiles themselves. Every group has it's bad apples, not every group sticks those bad apples back where…"
May 6, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Ex-Gay advert company suing Mayor of London
"No. I'm implying that if you let ex-gay people who aren't psycholigcally abused talk about being ex-gay, you don't have any grounds for not letting those who are do so. And that some people are totally ok with the psychologically…"
Apr 14, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Ex-Gay advert company suing Mayor of London
"If ex-gay people are allowed to advertise their ex-gay nature, then my children should be allowed to advertise about how happy they are that I psychologically abused them so that other parents can follow my lead."
Apr 14, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Jackalope Joe D'Antonio's discussion Prove god?
"Forces counteracting the laws? No.   Forces counteracting the forces produced by the laws? Yes."
Apr 7, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to E_Lewis's discussion Is Being Gay a Choice?
"...So you're a vegetarian, then?"
Apr 7, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Jackalope Joe D'Antonio's discussion Prove god?
"Really, now.   Well, I was going to go throw a ball with my dad, but unfortunately gravity exists. Since apparently there's no such thing as some forces counteracting other forces, such as the upwards momentum of a ball briefly…"
Apr 7, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to E_Lewis's discussion Is Being Gay a Choice?
"Fetuses have desire?"
Apr 7, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Jackalope Joe D'Antonio's discussion Prove god?
"Evidence for the impossibility of coexistance please."
Apr 7, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to somanyfreckles's discussion is "standing up for what you believe in" intrinsically virtuous?
"Depends. Do you win? If so, then history views you as virtuous, regardless of how many people you hurt.   If not, then history thinks of you as a traitor, rebel, anarchist, evil person, et cetera, regardless of your intentions or how many…"
Apr 4, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Jackalope Joe D'Antonio's discussion Prove god?
"I'm not sure I understand.   Are you arguing that if entropy exists, then life cannot exist?   I would like some evidence, please, if this is the case."
Apr 4, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to E_Lewis's discussion Is Being Gay a Choice?
"...Ok. In that case, why is murder wrong?   I'm not saying it isn't, as I personally believe that murder is wrong--merely asking you what evil comes out of murder. For me, it's  something sentient dying. For you, it seems to…"
Apr 4, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Jackalope Joe D'Antonio's discussion Prove god?
"Descartes' arguments don't even attempt to hide their circular nature. The proofs were meant to convince believers, not the layman. Hell, there's even a lot of speculation going around that Descartes himself knew that the arguments…"
Apr 4, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Atheists, please condemn this...
"It depends.   On the one hand, the Atheists could be argued to not want the moderates to come simply because they're cool with them. It could be interpreted as them not wanting Christians at a rally for Atheists, with the WBC being an…"
Apr 4, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Michael Lee's discussion Isreal Attacking Iran: Mistake or Justified
"...I'm having trouble finding any information about this. When was the attack?"
Mar 11, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Canadian Orwellianisms - Thoughtcrime about homeschooling
"Ah, perhaps it isn't hate. Excuse me, I was just giving those who believe that homosexuality is sinful the benefit of the doubt.   Your God is telling you that he will punish people because they want to love. Because they want to be…"
Mar 7, 2012
Fake Crowley replied to Vertigo_One [Ops Mod]'s discussion Canadian Orwellianisms - Thoughtcrime about homeschooling
"It's a tricky subject. It's technically legal to teach your kids that, say, having white skin is the main qualifier for being human and all other races are inferiour pigs who are unfit to lick mud off of God's Chosen Skin Color's…"
Mar 6, 2012

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What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?
I write for my friends.
About Me:
Wake up every evening feeling like Fake Crowley.
With my sunglasses, my snarkasm, and just being so damn unholy.
Tell the net, they shouldn’t fret, I know that in humour you lack
But we’re back again to give the mods a heart-a-tack.

I’m stalking little girls in my van, van
Doing it cause I can, can
For King I never ran, ran.

Drop dead! To hell with all the phonies!
Actin’ like they all know me
Kissin up every Mod’s…feet

Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!

Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!

Ain’t got an account that lasts a day, but who gives a damn?
Praisin’ oneself is a way to get spammed.
And so the pricks are shaken up cause they can’t take my snarking.
While I’m kicking so much ass my laptops practically sparking.

I’m stalking like a pedo should, should.
I’d ban ‘em all if I could, could.
Hate on the king like Robin Hood, Hood

Hate those who can’t admit they’re wrong, wrong.
Can’t handle a simple song, song.
Can’t handle a simple song, song.
Can’t-can’t simple song. Rock!

Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!

Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!

Oy, mods! You banned me once, you banned me thrice.
But I’m still here, you can’t stop me.
My hands still type, You can’t stop me.
You can’t stop my beat, No, you can’t stop me.
Oy, mods! You banned me once, you banned me thrice.
But I’m still here, you can’t stop me.
My hands still type,
Continue to type!
Continue to type!

Now the site is at peace til I walk in.

Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!

Don’t suck! Test your luck!
Takin’ trolling to the max
Tonight! Imma write
A Slashfic for Twilight.
Prick-Mock, load and lock,
My snarkasm’s fully stocked
No! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh oh, oh oh!
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Books:

1. Good friggin' Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, a Witch

2. Anansi Boys

3, Everything by Pterry

4. Utsuro no Hako to Zero no Maria

5. Everything by everyone...ever. (Except Twilight, Maximum Ride, and everything by the author of those two abominations.)

Movies:

1. Tetris.

(Frigging. Awesome. Movie.)

2. Anything by Rifftrax.

3. The original Toy Story.

4. Good Omens, if it comes out.

Music:

1. N/A

Games:

1. Symphony of the Night
What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
An American Flag. (In America!)
If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?
Dual and Fake Fang. Ha.
When did you start watching the Vlogbrothers?
December, 2010
Make up your own DFTBA initialism!
I don't feel like making an initialism, so I won't.

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A Day in the Life; Or, Good Morning, Good Morning

I am the Song, not the Singer

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The sun rose, like it did every day.

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Posted on July 5, 2011 at 8:30am

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At 11:48am on November 27, 2011, Joel Schama said…

I completely understand where you are coming from. Sometimes these things become rather emotionally charged and it's easy to resort to prosaic name-calling and such. Of course I've done it myself, as have those of much greater intellect like Hitchens or Stephen Fry. But, no need to appologize. Though I certainly accept it and ask that you accept mine in return. I also appologize for getting into the mud-slinging match. It is difficult keeping a level head when one is arguing about things we are utterly passionate about. So, clean slate, and from this point on I will try to keep things above that level.

Thank you for being honest.

At 3:57pm on January 19, 2011, Eystein, said…
Can't believe he hasn't noticed yet... :/ Maybe he's just too cool to bother... No I don't think so... Kenny is pretty cool, but I just had to fuck with him xD
At 3:54pm on January 19, 2011, Eystein, said…
Thanks mate! Feel free to add a baby if you want =D
At 2:16pm on January 16, 2011, PkMn Trainer Whelan said…
RANDOM NERDFIGHTER HAPPY DANCE!!!!!!1 kay thanks bai
 
 
 

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