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Epic Quotes
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Stupidest things people have said
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"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -Fran Lebowitz
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No!
It's "goo goo ga joob." Coo coo catchu is from 'Mrs. Robinson,' by Simon & Garfunkel.
But both are great songs. :)
" “RAPPPPPPPPPPE!” I yelled. “MANNNNNNNN RAPE! Citizens help me! It’s man rape!”
Of the dozen or so people inside the restaurant at the time, not a one turned to look at me. Which shouldn’t have been unexpected – people screaming loudly is hardly a…
"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
-Stephen Leacock
I'm basically just posting these as I find them, so... yeah.
3rd one is really stupid. Love the Henry one. You need to let me borrow that book. It's not like you don't steal all of my books and just let them gather dust. I'll at least read it.
"Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be." - Orson Scott Card
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden
"Science and religion are nothing more than two ends o…
My favorite quote (which is actually on my home page) from On the Road is "Somewhere along the line I knew there'd be girls, visions, everything; somewhere along the line the pearl would be handed to me."
No, what you really want is a vehicle that lets you frantically hump a metal pole while slowly sinking into the water.
-AquaSkipper Cracked.com article
The A.S.U. is dedicated to preparing yourself and your loved ones for a zombie apocalypse. From survival techniques to battle tactics, cures to prevention, weaponry to trap concepts, it's all welcome here.
They're coming.
Will you be ready?
"Ah, on what little things does happiness depend! I have read all that the wise men have written, and all the secrets of philosophy are mine, yet for want of a red rose is my life made wretched."
The Nightingale & The Rose
Oscar Wide
It's over nine-thousand!!
-Vegeta on Dragonball Z
"Stop teaching me my hobbies, I don't teach you to be an asshole." -Garden State
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."- Jimi Hendrix
The A.S.U. is dedicated to preparing yourself and your loved ones for a zombie apocalypse. From survival techniques to battle tactics, cures to prevention, weaponry to trap concepts, it's all welcome here.
They're coming.
Will you be ready?
From Lady Friday, by Garth Nix
I"'m so glad you're not an imposter. I really didn't want to eat you." - The Will Part Five
and every Dumbledore quote ever.
If rain was God crying, I think God was drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus .
-Chuck Klosterman
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
and:
We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just a…
The A.S.U. is dedicated to preparing yourself and your loved ones for a zombie apocalypse. From survival techniques to battle tactics, cures to prevention, weaponry to trap concepts, it's all welcome here.
They're coming.
Will you be ready?
The A.S.U. is dedicated to preparing yourself and your loved ones for a zombie apocalypse. From survival techniques to battle tactics, cures to prevention, weaponry to trap concepts, it's all welcome here.
They're coming.
Will you be ready?
The A.S.U. is dedicated to preparing yourself and your loved ones for a zombie apocalypse. From survival techniques to battle tactics, cures to prevention, weaponry to trap concepts, it's all welcome here.
They're coming.
Will you be ready?
"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times."
-Albus Dumbledore
Ok, i already added a quote to this, but i watched Troy this weekend and i just HAD to add this one. It truly is epic. When u read ur like 'omg, im gonna die!' anyway...
"Before my time is done, I will look down on your corpse and smile."
-Achilles,…
"You did not tell the truth and so you will have to pay the consequences."
-Bob Barker
Truth or Consequences
... What, you want ME to provide a suitable title? Use your imaginations, you lazy people.
"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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- What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?
- An interwebnets, MMO, literature, and Science Nerdfighter!
- About Me:
- ... Hm. Let's see... I guess I'll make a list thing.
1). I like hedgehogs.
2). My (recently deceased) hamster is/was a reincarnation of Gordon Freeman. He protects me from zombies during the night with his Spectral Crowbar of Justice. Fo' serious.
3). I like reading... and writing... yeah.
4). I like music. Most kinds of music, actually... I've probably got the wierdest music taste on the face of the planet. And I'm modest!
5). Favorite band? Firewater. They are MADE of win.
6). I like forums... and the internets... and Spore. Yup.
7). Drawing! I like to draw... as long as it's not people. I can't draw people for the life of me.
8). I'm a Grammar Nazi... a title I bear proudly. Flee before my might, or else I'll eviscerate you with a semicolon. No joke.
9). I play the MMO City of Heroes... if you've heard of it. Yuppers.
10). If you've ever heard of the band Leftover Salmon... you're my hero. Not that I'm a giant fan of them, but it's fun to laugh at all of the people who have no idea who they are.
11). I unicycle! Offroad... distance... whatever. It's fun. ^_^
12). i invented the term "interwebablaganetosphere".
- Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... great series, not-as-great movie.
- What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
- Random stuff. Y'know... anything that'll fit on there.
- If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?
- ... I... would like to do... a happy dance with the entire world! Spread world peace... happiness... y'know, all that good stuff. If that doesn't work out, I'll settle for a guitar solo with my friend Samuel.
- When did you start watching B20
- January
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- At 8:53am on October 16, 2009,
dozzzier said… - I think the goose would be a better goose if almost every goose was changed to the goose 'goose'.
- At 4:14pm on October 14, 2009,
dozzzier said…
- I almost think there should be Ducking Classes, just for those good people that bad things happen to, except if bad things stop happening to those good people, they'll start happening to people like me. Which isn't desirable. At all.
- At 10:51am on October 12, 2009,
dozzzier said…
- I expect it's because bad people (such as us) always cause bad things to happen. Also, I'm pretty sure good people do not know how to duck.
- At 12:10pm on October 10, 2009,
dozzzier said…
- You know what, I think I'm winning at conversation fails right now.
I don't think I could ever replace Spot. I'm pretty sure he'd murder me. Maybe I'm being a bit silly, but sometimes, he gets this Look in his eyes, you know, like "I'm gonna kill you, and I'm going to like it. I'm going to like it soooooo much." And once, I woke up, and he had a knife pressed to my throat. Of course, he later explained that he was only giving me a shave. It was a bit unnecessary, since I'm a girl and I don't really need shaving, but it's the thought that counts, right? I'm just being paranoid.
- At 5:20pm on September 14, 2009,
dozzzier said…
- Hi! I haven't seriously been on the Ning since July, and I only just remembered to check my page. Conversation fail on my part? You betcha.
Moving on...
I didn't really like Spot, anyway. He'd always scratch up the furniture or set fire to my pillows, then stare at me like I did it. A bit of a jerk, that Spot.
- At 2:25pm on September 6, 2009,
Dante Santoro said… - I heard that man.
- At 3:14am on September 1, 2009,
Dante Santoro said…
- You know what makes me happy? That the wide majority of your fotografs are from xkcd.
- At 3:35pm on July 7, 2009,
dozzzier said…
- You know, not all gnomes are bad. Just the other day, while I was walking my invisible rooster, I met a nice gnome named Melinsa. Very sweet girl. Sure, she ended up strangling poor Spot and eating him right in front of me, but very sweet.
- At 7:54pm on June 27, 2009,
dozzzier said…
- Maybe they left me alive as part of their secret agenda. Or maybe they weren't Raptors at all, but were Robots or Gnomes masquerading as Raptors. You know how those Gnomes feel about Raptors.
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