"I don't see the reality in suggesting that a corporation that exists solely to own profitable companies, should try to own only companies that all share some unstated but specific moral stance. Maybe all the companies that fit into that…"
"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I know I haven't heard the new one yet, but can I make a better suggestion for the long term? Since people are waving their arms and then crossing them, it would make more sense if you used a lightsaber noise. Two swooshes and…"
"140 character minimum comment limit. That way people would have to have something to say in order to comment. Most people wouldn't bother cheating to fulfill it, because people are lazy. Even haters.
How come nobody ever makes a video about…"