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So, instead of blogging about something in the news or people I hate or stuff I usually blog about, I'm going to write a story! Better yet, it's gonna be generated by you, the Nerdfighters!



So in my screenwriting class today, we did an activity that I am going to call the Family Guy Writing Exercise. Basically, you take a profession, a place, a goal, and a random object, and you use them all while writing a story. In class today, I got a zoo keeper, the Bahamas, his goal was to meet… Continue

Merry Christmas is possibly the most insulting phrase ever. As a Jew, I take a great deal of offense when somebody wishes me a Merry Christmas, as I don't celebrate the holiday. Every time I hear these two horrible words uttered or see them shining in the window of a department store, my mind is flooded with unpleasant thoughts, thoughts of a fat guy in a red suit who breaks into your house to leave presents, thoughts of animal abuse as 8 innocent reindeer are used to pull a flying sled,… Continue

Fuck objectivity, the Harry Potter Exhibition at the Boston Science Museum was AMAZING!



The exhibition included loads of props, costumes, sculptures of CG characters (Doby, Kreacher, Buckbeak, etc.), and it's all set in Harry Potter type rooms.



When you first enter, a young lady gives you a brief rundown of what you're gonna see in the exhibit, and then... SHE SORTS PEOPLE FROM THE AUDIENCE.



I was fortunate enough to be chosen to be sorted by the Sorting Hat.… Continue

It became obvious by the anger in Tyrese Gibson's voice when he told Eva Mendez, "I'm gonna go take a piss," that he didn't trust cops.



And it became immediately clear that Paul Walker let the bad guy go because of his friendship with Rome when he said to Rome, "I think it had a lot to do with you."



And a tear almost came to my eye when, in response to Rome saying he rolled alone, Brian said "Not anymore, bro, not anymore."



This movie does nothing but confirms… Continue