He Rocks Too Hard Because He's Not A Mortal Man

I can't come here anymore. I'll have to start following Hank and John and Youtube. Good bye Ning, you were fun for a while.

As the fan base spreads, it spreads only among the teen viewers. Not to say there is anything wrong with teens, but I'm not one and the only things I get out of this site are feelings of superiority and frustration.
My constant impulse to condescend is countered by the fact that everyone here is just a kid, they don't know any better, they're still young. And that's fine.… Continue

Dear John and Hank,

I should be a Ning master because:
My Ning handle is based on a quote by Kilgore Trout in Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I have been watching your videos since July of '07 and have been watching like a hopeless junkie ever since.
I am about to graduate from Western Michigan University in April with a degree in creative writing, with minors in world literature and journalism. I include this to convey my familiarity with the English language, as the written word is very… Continue

America needs to wake up, and I don't know if it's ever going to happen.
It's time to really appreciate how serious it is that the government lied about its reasons for the Iraq war.
It's time to appreciate how serious it is that the government can search homes without warrants and hold people indefinitely without cause.
That there is something fishy about 9/11, Loose Change internet bullshit aside.
It's time to turn off the TV.
It's time to realize that it's not far-fetched to think that a gove… Continue

Today, the front page of Yahoo is a news article about 50 Cent's most recent lawsuit. The article is titled "No quiere Taco Bell," and 50 Cent is suing the restaurant chain over use of his image in a recent add campaign.

In comparison, the front page of BBC includes news about an impending Afghani drug war, the life sentence of an ex-army chief in Argentina, and even Obama.

I know, I know, Yahoo doesn't claim to be on par with BBC. They're not primarily news. Forgivable.

CNN.com covers their… Continue

The Grand Rapids experience, as in being a part of the biggest Nerd Fighter gathering to date (to my knowledge) and headlined by both Green brothers and secret sister Maureen, was more than I could have hoped for. The turn out was astounding, even to me, who is absolutely in awe of the AWEsomeness of the brothers. Currently, it is nearly 2:30 eastern standard time and I am up through March in the original Brotherhood videos, which my girlfriend and I began marathoning on as soon as we returned f… Continue