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Why don't woman like wrestling?

I only like wrestling if the men are hot and naked.

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I only like wrestling if the men are hot and naked.

Anybody remotely interesting is mad is some way or another.

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What Kind of Nerdfighter Are You?: The Autodidactic, Lover of Literature + Sci-Fi/Fantasy Kind

About Me:: Kalon is a young insomniac Nerdfighter of the child-bearing gender. She has no idea what she wants to do with her life, except that she would someday like to travel the world. Also, she apparently likes to talk about herself in third person.

Interests Kalon enjoys reading, traveling, writing, drawing, knitting, and guitar-playing (even though she does the last four things rather poorly), and obsesses over Hugh Laurie, Doctor Who, Mr. Spock, Harry Potter, and various other things labeled "geeky". She also considers things such as the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Flight of the Conchords, XKCD, Monty Python, and the Mighty Boosh to be pure genius. She is, however, of questionable sanity.

Personality Kalon is an agnostic athiest, a social liberalist, and bisexual (actually, pansexual is a bit more accurate). She is smart, geeky, and has no talents or skills whatsoever. Her sense of humour is sometimes sarcastic and sometimes silly, depending on her mood. Although she is introverted and quiet, she is in no way nice and cares mainly about herself (but at least she's honest about it). She considers herself to be more of a realist than a pessimist, and believes that the glass could be either half full or half empty depending on whether the liquid in it was poured into an empty glass or some was poured out of a full glass. She spends an embarrassingly large amount of time pondering such unimportant matters.

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Favorite Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Realm of Possibility, Cat's Cradle, The Book Thief, 1984, Animal Farm, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Last Samurai, A Great and Terrible Beauty, Fahrenheit 451, anything by Oscar Wilde (<3), A Tale of Two Cities, Looking For Alaska, Paper Towns (yay!), Les Misérables, Harry Potter, The Phantom of the Opera, Slaughterhouse-Five, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Lord of the Rings, The Book of Lost Things, and oh so many others.

What's your favorite thing to put on your head?: A towel (so that I always know where it is!)

If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?: Ellen DeGeneres

When did you start watching B20: January

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At 6:48pm on June 17, 2009, Team Unicorn said…: You seriously have answered the happy dance question better than anyone. xD I love Ellen <3

At 4:56pm on April 19, 2009, m1ch43l said…: i 100% forgive you for your tardy reply because i am doing the same thing to you. standardized testing sucks over here we dont take the act we take the SATs but i guess they equally suck.

At 6:15pm on April 11, 2009, Maems said…: hmmm I think I'd put you at....ohh lets say a 7 to a 8.5 (in between 8 and 9) XP

At 9:31am on April 11, 2009, Maems said…: hehehe technically the Perv-O-Meter started as a 1 to 10 thingy...until I went over 10 and had to make a new system ^___^. If your really curious I shall now explain the Perv-O-Meter, up to level 15.

level 1. not pervy at all, and wont even watch people kiss
level 2. still not a perv, but less of a n00b than 1
level 3. has an understanding of the basic perv slang (like what a BJ is...you'd be surprised that people my age don't know what that is)
level 4. know most of the perv slang but doesn't like it very much
level 5. getting better, but has a terrible taste in ~~porn~~ erm...erotic viewing choices ^_^u
level 6. taste in erotic things has improved but can't really think of stuff on their own
level 7. now able to think of kinky situations on their own, but the quality is that of a cheap romance novel
level 8. the mind has now bent and reshaped to think of very kinky situations on its own
level 9. can now make any comment into something 'dirty' (example. Frig this is hard!...muhuahaha)
level 10. has a vast knowledge of perv slang, can easily find things to watch of decent quality and everything now sounds humorously dirty
level 11. the brain is starting to deteriorate into a puddle of perverted mush
level 12. the brain is now mush, and thoughts of unthinkable 'situations' are pretty much always being thought
level 13. if you crawled into this persons head, you would be raped by various things including a toaster
level 14. (YEY THIS ONE'S ME!) has calmed down some, but anything can be twisted to sound kinky, and I mean anything. If one looks at the mind. Now as a very critical taste in erotica and becomes pissed at romance novels when there's only 1 kinky scene every two chapters. Can look at two guys sitting together and is making a 'movie' in their head(this is only if your into guy/guy). One more thing, is now an awesome writer of erotica. (trust me the stuff I can come up with would make a hooker vomit ^_^)
level 15. (we have now reached the rank which I am unable to grasp) has not only a perverted mind now, but is also capable of implementing the acts of their kinky day-dreams (not a skank though, there is a fine line between a level 15 and someone who just sleeps around)

OH and thanks for commenting on my page thingy! ^_^ I wasn't expecting someone to talk to me so soon, I'm touched....eheheheh. ^_^u (hope ya don't mine but I'm adding ya as a friend)