DFTBA!

You may have a point: I should first allure your sister with passionately fierce letters which subsequently dives onto her lap a Polaroid of me brandishing come hither elbows, as the elbows of a firehose slither 'round my Playboy posed body on a cherry red, silk blanketed, heart-shaped bed--what's her address?..LOL.

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You should know these details, miss "aspiring-TV-writer-Buffy-addict"!  I've been channelling & analyzing the vampiric prorgram from childhood memories! tsk, tsk. If I ever decide to watch TV again, am I then to see a sitcom with poor character congruence? followed with:
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                                                  Kat Cavanagh

:) At least you, like me, appreciate television writers & their productions. If you watch it--or had possibly reviewed it--or whether Aussie's even receive that show--are you liking 'The Vampire Diaries' show?

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I thought you'd be a whisper more bonkers than just flaunting talus bones; I at least thought you would try to unroll the tongues of dandies all-around by waving--innocently yet provocatively--an intimate kerchief, oh well (head pats).

Not to defend her, but Buffy was (<--flamboyantly turning wrist) in high school for a majority of her slaying career, in addition to having a heavy destiny overturned before her during her adolescent years, je-e-e-ez; moreover, she may appear to be 'whiny' in comparison to a stern Angel, who regarded mostly everything with emotional intelligence & a resolute mind--since his nice ass has been around for close to a couple of centuries. 

(Fade the black)

Your sister does sound epic--what's her number?  I can coil my finger around the phone cord, smack bubble-gum, & swing my ankles above me as I turn the pages of a fashion magazine while our conversation oscillates between questions like: 'If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?' & 'why some persons tear out pages of books of which they're fond?' & my advising on how to get those last two abdominal muscles to show for an eight-pack, haha.

Do you think she'll accept collect?

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I hope you get to adorn that Steampunk dress & post a picture of your showing too much ankle...then I may also meticulously point & laugh at you, lol.

   I let out a echoic laugh after I had read "immaturity FTW"--then I forgot all about you thereafter (LOL). Congrats on evoking laughter from me, I tip my hair strand to you (the only head-wear at the moment). Whatever, though, Kat, you lo-o-o-ove Whedon, you want to have ten-thousand of his babies!  My ex-girlfriend has that heart-ring from BtVS; I wish I had stolen away with that trinket--cripes that Angel gets me hot & bothered.

   (great segue) Did your sister ever roam the hallways of your home saying melodically, "I hope I get it, I hope I ge-e-et it" (points if you get the reference).

   If you do in fact own Steampunk goggles--I'll invade you for them: I'm astonished by Steampunk as an adorer of the Victorian Era.  Voice dissipating, I, of course, deny all your accusations & illogically turn them all on you followed with a shove (LOL).

HaHa!  Joss Whedon?!  I had to IMDB him!  He's about as attractive as a bus fire.  If that's what you're into, I did find a perfect guy for you (now pointing at a trashcan).  And, 'to be clear', I was not alluding to any sexism within any party--book or movie, but that you, missy, wouldn't pull-off the pseudo-intellectual boast about a modern-day Shakespearean movie had such a conjunction not been fed to you.  The Cavanagh Spelling Police did bust me, I'll give you that, but am eluding all your attempts to cuff me; wouldn't expect less from an aspiring English teacher & TV writer--though you're no Tina Fey, lol.

Firstly, had we not been immersed in a spoon-fed society & were there not a roaming existence of that societal token in the form of internet, you likely wouldn't not have made that correlation--secondly, I prefer things in there original, intended content so that I myself can make such contemporary relations (happy-face emoticon so you don't get too mad; happy-face emoticon so you don't get too mad).  But I will distribute points to you for being the only one--I've so far witnessed--to put up Buffy The Vampire Slayer; I bet you like it, though, for David Boreanaz--like I do; however, I loathe his show Bones.