"Well, I'm 14. For me, depression and happiness aren't moods. They're states of being. When one is asked to define the opposite of happy, they often say "sad." I think this is untrue. Sadness isn't necessarily the…"
"I believe in a God that hasn't yet been defined... though I doubt the God I believe in will ever be defined. It's hard to explain. There's no one single presence up there, answering our trivial prayers and tossing miracles up in the…"
"Excuse me, my dick died. Can I bury it in your ass?
Granted, a guy didn't actually say this to me, but the other day my friend and I had one of these going, and this is the pick-up line that ended the cheesy-pick-up-line war. It was that bad."
"I think the whole 'wait until marriage' thing is just... ludicrous. Sex isn't something evil. It's sort of beautiful... or, at least, it CAN be. You don't necessarily have to wait until marriage, but one shouldn't…"
"From my perspective... religion is a pair of rose-colored glasses. A way to explain what the fuck the world is all about without having to think too hard, because, I mean, all the answers are in this old book, right? That old guy wearing a dress…"
I dig the classical music, my fingernails are stained with acrylic, and people look at me funny when I open my mouth.
In hindsight, I have a god complex, but I do a good job hiding it with false modesty.
I own a Yahama Clavinova piano keyboard and I beat it up on a daily basis, hours at a time. It sounds like thunking when I have the earphones plugged in.
Also, I like to think I come across as normal. I admit I'm a poser. I burn my hair so it lays flat and I smother my face with chemicals to fit in. It's earned me a few friends, so I'll pay the price.
Generally, I'm just a big bundle of awkward. My worst moment?
"Ohh, you need some OINTMENT for that burn!!"
Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and more
Harry Potter. Psh. I'm a nerd; are you kidding?
Nonfiction is da bomb diggity. Learning, FTW.
My iPod is home to a legion of Romantic Era classical music. chopinroxmysox.
What's your favorite thing to put on your head?
That's Lady Gaga's job.
If you could do your happy dance with anyone who would it be with?