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I bet I'm not the first person to make the remark of "Oh wow, I can type here too? Teeheehee!"
So I'm not going to say that, no matter how much restraint I need to muster.
Here is a joke that's supposed to be funny to nearly everyone. Maybe I'm a little outdated on my universal humor, but here it is. You may have heard it before:
A cop gets a 911 emergency phone call from a man-
Man: Help! I found him here! I think he's dead!
Cop: Slow down slow down! Check if he really is first!
(Too loud gunshots ring out over the phone)
Man: Yep, he's…Continue
Posted on December 1, 2011 at 1:19pm — 1 Comment
That drink you're holding there. Yes, the mountain dew, or whatever it is you're drinking. Is it human? Psh, no of course not, it's a mix of various artificial flavors with sugar and other odd ingredients! What about when you drink it? The beverage is now inside you, but it's just mountain dew inside a "human" stomach right? Ok...
Slowly, some of the sugar (a basic carbohydrate, I believe, but I'm no dietician) is absorbed into your blood stream and taken to…Continue
Posted on November 13, 2011 at 5:00pm — 25 Comments
What exactly is happiness? This is one of those questions that I can't help but ask in a truly honest fashion. We all have different things that make us happy, and what gets me is that a lot of them are opposite of each others. I may be perfectly happy to be with people watching Star Wars, but I know some people who would be bored and looking for an excuse to leave (and I don't judge those people. The stimulus (star wars and friends) that gets my neurotransmitters going and having…Continue
Posted on November 9, 2011 at 11:07pm — 2 Comments
I have a different personal blog. I also have a comic blog (there's a link on my profile), but I have yet to have a nerdy blog. Do I know what that means? Of course not! That would ruin the fun!
It's my birthday today (though there's a large chance that you're not reading it on my birthday). There's a small philosophical quandary in my head about birthdays, or rather ages. So today I turn 19 (not much happens on the 19th birthday, but it's exciting anyway). Now what…Continue
Posted on November 6, 2011 at 9:12am